• Barack Obama,  James Jones

    Obama’s National Security Advisor James Jones Tells “Greedy Jew” Joke at Washington Policy Forum

    President Obama’s National Security Adviser James Jones

    Let’s see an apology before noon and a vetting of other “Jew” comments by 5 PM. Resignation possible.

    What an idiot and Jones is the National Security Advisor?.

    And, the White House tries to scrub the record.

    President Obama’s National Security Adviser James Jones told a joke stereotyping Jews as greedy merchants to a Washington policy forum Friday night.

    The remark — little-noticed except in the New York-based Jewish newspaper The Forward — drew laughter and applause but raised more than a few eyebrows among those in attendance.

    In fact, the White House left the joke out of Jones’ official speech transcript, “which conveniently began a couple of minutes into the speech.”

    The joke transcript:

    GENERAL JAMES JONES: In order to set the stage for my remarks, I’d just like to tell you a story that I think is true. It happened recently in southern Afghanistan.

    A member of the Taliban was separated from his fighting party and wandered around for a few days in the desert — lost, out of food, no water. And he looked on the horizon and he saw what looked like a little shack, and he walked towards that shack. And as he got to it, it turned out that it was a shack, a store, a little store owned by a Jewish merchant.

    And the Taliban warrior went up to him and said, ‘I need water. Give me some water.’

    And the merchant said, ‘I’m sorry. I don’t have any water, but would you like to buy a tie. We have a nice sale of ties today.’

    Whereupon the Taliban erupted into a stream of language that I can’t repeat, but about Israel, about Jewish people, about the man himself, about his family. ‘I’ve just said I need water. You try to sell me ties. You people don’t get it.’

    And passively the merchant stood there until this Taliban was through with his diatribe and said, ‘Well, I’m sorry that I don’t have water for you. And I forgive you for all of the insults that you’ve levied against me, my family, my country. But I will help you out. If you go over that hill and walk about two miles there’s a restaurant there and they have all the water you’ll need.’

    The Taliban, instead of saying thanks, still muttering under his breath, disappears over the hill, only to come back about an hour later. And walking up to the merchant, he says, ‘Your brother tells me I need a tie to get in the restaurant.’


  • Day By Day

    Day By Day April 26, 2010 – Faults



    Day By Day by Chris Muir

    Boobquake Day huh?

    Well, maybe all of those women “Down Under” have started something?

    Boobquake, a day of action that calls on women worldwide to dress scandalously and prove wrong an Iranian cleric who blames natural disasters on immodest cleavage, has started disastrously.

    Boobquake, a day of action that calls on women worldwide to dress scandalously and prove wrong an Iranian cleric who blames natural disasters on immodest cleavage, has started disastrously, news.com.au reported Monday.

    At 11am (local time), a 6.9 magnitude earthquake hit Taiwan, no doubt causing thousands of Boobquake fans to hastily button up.

    Although Boobquake founder Jennifer McCreight, of Indiana in the U.S., has claimed that the quake does not count because it happened outside her Boobquake time zone, she admitted on her blog that the wobble was significant, but not unusual.

    “On avg, 134 magnitude 6-6.9 earthquakes occur annually,” she wrote on her Twitter feed, before following it up on her blog with: “If we get many of a similar magnitude in the next 24 hours, we might start worshipping the power of immodesty.”

    Blogger McCreight called on women to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday in order to prove Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi wrong for claiming that promiscuous women were responsible for causing earthquakes.

    “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Sedighi said last week.

    Meanwhile “saddened” by the frivolousness of Boobquake, a new Facebook group is calling for “Brainquake,” a day for women to “show off their resumes, CVs, honors, prizes, and accomplishments.”

    Brainquake sounds more safe to me.


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