William Kelly, 43, extracted part of his own tooth, leaving a black stump. He plans to pull one more.
The American League of dentists declared this a noble mission.
“A noble mission yes, but not an entirely easy one.” said Dentist General Charles Chicklets. “These people have never seen a toothbrush, toothpaste or even a toothpick in their entire lives! We’ll be sending advisors at first. We’ll then slowly build up our forces there. We may be in country for a decade or more.”
About damn time those Brits were civilized…….