David Letterman

David Letterman’s Artery Constricts Again in Mocking John McCain

Must have cut off blood flow to his brain.

David Letterman tells audience that McCain called him today to tell him he had to rush back to DC to deal with the economy.

Then in the middle of the taping Dave got word that McCain was, in fact just down the street being interviewed by Katie Couric. Dave even cut over to the live video of the interview, and said, “Hey Senator, can I give you a ride home?”

Earlier in the show, Dave kept saying, “You don’t suspend your campaign. This doesn’t smell right. This isn’t the way a tested hero behaves.” And he joked: “I think someone’s putting something in his metamucil.”

“He can’t run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second string quarterback, Sara Palin. Where is she?”

“What are you going to do if you’re elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We’ve got a guy like that now!”

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Letterman replaces McCain with Keith Olbermann. That will be a real ratings booster.

One Comment

  • geo whets

    Letterman is plain not funny anymore.He needs to watch some Carson tapes from the years before he retired.Big difference! Even when Letterman is not ranting on about the GOP or ranking on Bush he just seems,well,piss off all the time. He’s turned into an angry old man. Maybe his shorts are too tight. That will do it to you.Get some air this weekend Dave. Take a walk,go to a Connecticut fair,have a candy apple.In other words lighten up. You’re putting everyone on a bummer.