• Humour,  Politics

    Cashing in on Karl Rove: CafePress.com

    HT: Aaron’s CC

    Well, at least someone is making a go over Karl Rove.

    Michelle Malkin has it right,

    The Left may be overboard on the Plame thing. But I don’t want Karl Rove’s name or face on anything I wear or drink out of, you know what I mean?

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    Nothing insidious here….. but it is quite funny.

    Aaron has CafePress Offically a Tool of the Democratic Party: Today’s CafePress Merchant Newsletter About Karl Rove.

    California Conservative has Is CafePress.com Politically Biased?

  • Humour,  Politics

    John McCain: I work with BOOBS Everyday

    Senator John McCain has defended his role in the boob-fest sexy comedy movie, the Wedding Crashers.

    “In Washington, I work with boobs every day,” joked McCain during an appearance on NBC’s “Tonight Show with Jay Leno.”

    McCain was responding to Leno, who noted Matt Drudge ran a headline last week screaming that the Republican was starring in a “boob raunch fest.”

    “I think that pushes the limits of his imagination,” said McCain of the headline.

    Nahhhhh John, Drudge was messing with you……..

    But, Flap agrees with you….. a Senate full of BOOBS.

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  • Humour,  Morons

    SCOTUS: Rule the Wrong Way Lose Your House

    On Monday June 27, Logan Darrow Clements, faxed a request to Chip Meany the code enforcement officer of the Towne of Weare, New Hampshire seeking to start the application process to build a hotel on 34 Cilley Hill Road. This is the present location of Justice Souter’s home.

    Justice Souter’s vote in the “Kelo vs. City of New London” decision allows city governments to take land from one private owner and give it to another if the government will generate greater tax revenue or other economic benefits when the land is developed by the new owner.

    Yeah, right!

    What a moron!

  • Humour,  Politics

    Rabid Donkeys on the Loose from WILLisms.com

    Thanks to Michelle Malkin for alerting Flap to this humorous but yet serious piece over at WILLisms.com:

    Exhibit 1: Howard “Temper Tantrum McGee” Dean

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    Keeping tabs on each and every inflammatory and outrageous Howard Dean comment is nearly impossible, but here are some highlights–

    Dean said of the removal of tyrant Saddam Hussein, that there’s a problem with American policy

    …when we pick on dictators that are irrelevant to the United States.

    The DNC Chair asserted that many Republicans

    …have never made an honest living in their lives.

    After promising to “use Terri Schiavo” as a political issue, Dean kept his promise, noting of Republicans:

    “…their government is just big enough to fit inside Terri Schiavo’s bed in the nursing home.”

    At one point, Dean offered:

    “I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for.”

    At another point, Dean claimed that Republicans are:

    …a pretty monolithic party. They all believe the same. They all look the same. It’s pretty much a white Christian party.

    Dean hates the Republicans and everything they stand for; meanwhile, he thinks the GOP is a party of white Christians.

    It’s telling.

    And if you are a Democrat wondering why your party is in the tank, politically, look no further than Howard Dean.

    A great piece but Flap has some additions:

    Howard Dean Starts Therapy Fund for Rove

    Howard Dean: An Honest Living – Edwards Now Agrees

    Howard Dean: America Safer When Democrats are in White House

  • Humour,  Politics

    Howard Dean Starts Therapy Fund for Rove

    Howard Dean Starts Therapy Fund for Rove:

    Howard Dean Starts Therapy Fund for Rove
    by Scott Ott

    (2005-06-24) — Just two days after White House political adviser Karl Rove said so-called ‘liberals’ wanted to respond to the 9/11 terror attacks with legal action and psychological counseling, Democrat party chief Howard Dean announced creation of a fund to provide Mr. Rove with anger-management therapy.

    In a speech to the Conservative Party of New York Wednesday night, Mr. Rove said, “Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war. Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers…I don’t know about you, but moderation and restraint is not what I felt as I watched the twin towers crumble to the earth.

    Today, Mr. Dean said, “Democrats should not take offense at Karl Rove’s remarks, which were aimed at liberals, not progressives like us. But as a doctor, I’m moved by compassion for the medical condition which produces these angry outbursts. Democrats have the fundraising muscle to get him the treatment he so desperately needs. It’s the least we can do to protect our nation from the threat he poses until he gets therapy.”

    It was interesting to note that Karl Rove used the L-word (LIBERAL) and not the D-word (DEMOCRAT) in his remarks before the Conservative Party of New York.

    So, why are Democrats like Hillary Clinton so upset?

    “To go to New York City and say what he said is just almost unimaginable,” she said. “Either he said something in a hasty, ill-conceived, reckless moment … or he said it deliberately, as part of a continuing effort to divide Americans.”

    “I would hope that you and other members of the administration would immediately repudiate such an insulting comment from a high-ranking official in the president’s inner circle.”

    Flap thinks Governor Pataki has it right:

    “I think it is a little hypocritical of Senator Clinton to call on me to repudiate a political figure’s comments when she never asked Senator Durbin to repudiate his comments. Senator Clinton might think about her propensity to allow outrageous statements from the other side that are far beyond political dialogue –insulting every Republican, comparing our soldiers to Nazis or Soviet gulag guards– and never protesting when she serves with them.”

    Perhaps Dean could recommend some of Pataki’s therapy for Hillary?

  • Humour

    Crazy Frog Ringtone Clings onto TopSpot

    The Crazy Frog ringtone has held on to the top position of the UK singles charts for a second week.

    The new version of Axel F – the theme to the Beverly Hills Cop films – is the first mobile ringtone to make it into the charts.

    Coldplay’s Speed of Sound single dropped from second spot to seventh.

    Akon’s Lonely is at number two, followed by Gorillaz track Feel Good Inc. Oasis are number one in the album chart with Don’t Believe The Truth.

    And the RIAA – Recording Industry Association of America wonders about sales?

  • Humour

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