• Humour,  Republican National Convention,  Sarah Palin

    President 2012: Florida Adult Industry Ready for 2012 Republican National Convention?

    H/T Chip Hanlon

    Apparently so.

    Following an extensive remodel, the Penthouse Club in Tampa, Fla., is finally ready for next summer’s Republican National Convention. Club operator DeWayne Levesque has installed two secluded VIP sections, which he hopes will help his club attract a bigger share of the 50,000 visitors expected to descend upon the city on Aug. 27 for four days of conservative politics and liberal partying. In addition to the club’s new carpets and furniture, the private rooms are designed to provide cover so that camera-shy donors, politicians and aides can enjoy the strippers without fear of getting caught, he said.

    A few blocks from the Penthouse Club, another strip club owner, Joe Redner, said he has high hopes for what the convention means for business at his all-nude club, Mons Venus. “I’m guessing we’ll make five times as much in a night as we usually do,” Redner told HuffPost. “Republicans got plenty of money. They take it all from poor people,” he said.

    The Huffington Post spin on this story is hilarious.

    But, I am positive those clubs will get a work out next year.

    Now, will Sarah Palin be a candidate?

  • Barack Obama,  Humour,  President 2012

    President 2012: Obama Fan Sending Flap GOP Obama Getaway Postcards

    Guess some folks are sensitive about the President going up to Martha Vineyard on vacation and being called on it.

    So, they sent me about ten of these post cards with different messages.

    OK and the point is?

    Tell the President to get back to Washington, call Congress back into session and do the people’s business.

    Don’t you understand Americans are hurting out there?

    The President needs to do his job and not vacation.

  • Barack Obama,  GOP,  Humour,  Reince Priebus,  Republican National Committee

    President 2012: The GOP Sends Obama’s Getaway Postcards from Martha’s Vineyard

    In a humorous fundraising e-mail the Republican National Committee is playing upon the recent Obama vacation on Martha’s Vineyard.

    Right after his tax-payer funded campaign tour of the Midwest this week, President Obama will be flying to Martha’s Vineyard for a nine day vacation. Before he jets off, send him a postcard.

    He sure needs a break after a long year criss-crossing the country raising money to save his job – all the while over 14 million Americans are out of work and even more are suffering because of his policies.

    After you send President Obama and your friends & family a postcard please take a moment to make a secure online contribution of $10, $15, $25, $50, $100 or more to support conservative candidates and help our Party defeat Barack Obama in 2012.



    Chairman, Republican National Committee

    Well, it is kinder than Matt Drudge’s treatment of the President.

  • Dentistry,  Humour

    Sign of the Times: Man Uses Gun to Reclaim False Teeth

    He paid for them and wanted them back – as if the false teeth would do him any good.

    So authorities say Staten Island resident Joseph Nativo, 47, pulled a revolver on his former business associate and took them.

    Nativo, a contractor who lives on the 200 block of Shirley Avenue in Eltingville, is accused of slamming the revolver down on a desk at his business, Atec Contracting on 360 Targee St. in Stapleton on May 7, then demanding that 40-year-old Gennario Sibbio take the chompers out of his mouth and hand them over.

    He also demanded Sibbio give up $1,200 in cash, two cell phones, a Bluetooth wireless device and his jacket.

    Nativo tells it differently, though — sure, he demanded the teeth back, since he paid for them in the first place, but he never pulled out a gun.

    Police referred to Sibbio as Nativo’s “former business partner,” but Nativo characterizes him as an ex-worker who stole from the company.

    “He’s not my partner. He’s my employee,” Nativo said. “I fired him, let him go. I paid for his new teeth to be put in… I told him to leave the company. I asked for my teeth back.”

    And, what the hell is he going to do with the chompers?

    Good grief……

  • Australia,  Health,  Humour

    40 Per Cent of Australian Women Have Really Big Boobs

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    This is what the Australian lingerie suppliers show with the latest figures (Via Rusty).

    THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.

    In the 1950s, the most common bra-cup size was a B – three sizes less than a DD.

    Modern breasts are getting so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.

    Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.

    Myer lingerie buyer Kerryn Sawyer said sales of DD-plus bras have grown from about 20 per cent of sales to 28 per cent in just five years.

    Many lingerie labels such as Berlei and Triumph are now offering G cups while Fayreform, Freya and Le Mystere are producing select styles up to a size J.

    Berlei brand manager Jane Edser said the company’s range of bra styles, available in DD-plus, had, increased since 2005 from 75 per cent to 83 per cent, to cater for the growing market.

    Bra company Eveden Australia launched a K cup into the market last year. The company’s fitting specialist, Victoria Jubb, said obesity contributed significantly to the expanding chest sizes but the number of small-figured women with large breasts was on the increase.

    “We’re noticing a lot more girls with small backs and bigger bust sizes being fitted,” she said.

    Eveden’s top-selling size is a 10G.

    The obesity factor is definitely a bad statistic and the resulting lack of fitness for Australian women.

    But, as for the aesthetics……

  • Barack Obama,  Humour,  Joe Biden

    Joe Biden Compares Obama to Messiah – “Easter is About Him”


    Oh that Joe Biden!

    “Axelrod really wanted me to do this on teleprompter — but I told him I’m much better when I wing it. … I know these evenings run long, so I’m going to be brief. Talk about the audacity of hope. … President Obama does send his greetings, though. He can’t be here tonight — because he’s busy getting ready for Easter. (Whisper) He thinks it’s about him. …

    Another Joe Biden Moment.

    Maybe Obama should have attnded the Gridiron dinner after all.

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  • economics,  Humour,  Joe Biden

    Audio: “Don’t Mess With Joe” Over Federal Stimulus Money


    The Joe Biden Gaffe machine is up and running again. This time it is about the PORKULUS or Federal Economic Stimulus Law.

    JIM LEHRER: Vice President Biden had a new warning for city and county officials today: spend the federal stimulus money wisely. The officials were in Washington for a day of schooling on the $787 billion program. Biden urged them not to use it for things like swimming pools, tennis courts, or golf courses.

    JOSEPH BIDEN, Vice President of the United States: Because of the rules, the president and I can’t stop you from doing some things, but I’ll show up in your city and say, “This was a stupid idea.”

    You think I’m kidding? This is the only part the president was right about: Don’t mess with Joe, because I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

    Don’t mess with Joe! He will be coming to a community near you.

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