• Joe Biden,  Swine Flu

    After his Swine Flu Warning, VP Joe Biden Returns Home on the Train

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    Political Cartoon by Michael Ramirez

    Vice President Joe Biden probably did not want to go home on the train, after his gaffe swine flu warning but he did anyway.

    One day after saying he wouldn’t travel in tight quarters because of the swine flu scare, Vice President Joe Biden rode a train Friday from Washington to Delaware.

    Known for speaking freely, Biden told NBC’s “Today” show on Thursday that he had urged family members to avoid airplanes and subways for fear of contracting the H1N1 flu virus.

    “I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now,” Biden said.

    The comments infuriated the travel industry and triggered several revisions from the Obama administration, whose official advice is less severe.

    Slow Joe took one for the team – whether he liked it or not.


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  • Joe Biden,  Swine Flu

    Video: VP Joe Biden – Avoid Subways and Airplanes Due to Swine Flu

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    Slow Joe Plagiarizing Biden lets the cat out of the bag regarding swine or H1N1 flu.

    Vice President Joe Biden said Thursday that he would not recommend taking any commercial flight or riding in a subway car “at this point” because swine flu virus can spread “in confined places.”

    ““I would not be, at this point – if they had another way of transportation – suggesting they ride the subway,” Biden said on NBC’s “Today” show.

    That contradicted more restrained advice from President Barack Obama and the federal government, and could hurt tourism during a recession.

    The administration said a clarifying statement is forthcoming.

    Good ol’ Joe.

    Out of the mouth of babes………comes the truth – not Obama Administration spin.

    Flap bets there is a clarifying statement as the airlines and hotel industry start to crash.

    Here is the video:


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  • Barack Obama,  Humour,  Joe Biden

    Joe Biden Compares Obama to Messiah – “Easter is About Him”

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    Oh that Joe Biden!

    “Axelrod really wanted me to do this on teleprompter — but I told him I’m much better when I wing it. … I know these evenings run long, so I’m going to be brief. Talk about the audacity of hope. … President Obama does send his greetings, though. He can’t be here tonight — because he’s busy getting ready for Easter. (Whisper) He thinks it’s about him. …

    Another Joe Biden Moment.

    Maybe Obama should have attnded the Gridiron dinner after all.


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  • economics,  Humour,  Joe Biden

    Audio: “Don’t Mess With Joe” Over Federal Stimulus Money

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    The Joe Biden Gaffe machine is up and running again. This time it is about the PORKULUS or Federal Economic Stimulus Law.

    JIM LEHRER: Vice President Biden had a new warning for city and county officials today: spend the federal stimulus money wisely. The officials were in Washington for a day of schooling on the $787 billion program. Biden urged them not to use it for things like swimming pools, tennis courts, or golf courses.

    JOSEPH BIDEN, Vice President of the United States: Because of the rules, the president and I can’t stop you from doing some things, but I’ll show up in your city and say, “This was a stupid idea.”

    You think I’m kidding? This is the only part the president was right about: Don’t mess with Joe, because I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

    Don’t mess with Joe! He will be coming to a community near you.


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  • Humour,  Joe Biden

    Joe Biden Gaffe Watch: Gimme a F*&k%$g Break

    Vice President Joe Biden announced today that Amtrak will receive $1.3 billion in grant funding from the recently enacted American Recovery and Reinvestment Act to expand passenger rail capacity.

    Good ol’ slow Joe.

    At an event at Union Station today where Vice President Joe Biden was heralding the $1.3 billion in investments in rebuilding train stations and passenger rails, a microphone picked up one of the former senator’s myriad Senate colleagues addressing him, formally, as “Mr. Vice President.”

    That met with Vice President Biden’s standard reply.

    “Gimme a f*&$#ing break,” he said, apparently unaware that the microphone was on.

    The audio is here.


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  • Bobby Jindal,  Joe Biden

    Say What? Joe Biden – 400 People a Day Losing Their Jobs in Louisiana

    Slow Joe Biden at his best

    Say it ain’t so, Joe. Because you are wrong to the point of another GAFFE.

    Giving the republican response to President Obama’s speech Tuesday night, Governor Bobby Jindal pointed out fundamental differences in how republicans and democrats see the economy.

    “But what I don’t understand from Governor Jindal is what would he do?,” asks Joe Biden while on the Early Show.
    That rhetorical question to Governor Jindal on the Early Show, was followed with this.

    “in Louisiana there’s 400 people a day losing their jobs, what’s he doing?” asks Biden.

    But that claim is wrong, if you look at the numbers from the Louisiana Workforce Commission.

    “In December, Louisiana was the only state in the nation besides the District of Columbia, according to the national press release that added employment over the month,” says Patty Granier with the Louisiana Workforce Commission. According to her, not only is Louisiana not losing jobs. “The state gained 3,700 jobs for the seasonally adjusted employment,” Granier said of the most recent figures.

    You don’t even have to take my word for it, these are number you can check out yourself if you just go to laworks.net, there you can find the latest unemployment statistics, statistics that appear to directly contradict what the vice president said this morning.

    The GAFFE MACHINE that keeps on giving.


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  • Barack Obama,  Joe Biden

    Video: Vice President Joe Biden – The GAFFE Machine Jokes About Oath Flub

    As he prepared to swear in White House senior staff Wednesday, January 21, 2009, Vice President Joe Biden made a joke about the presidential oath being flubbed by Chief Justice John Roberts.

    President Obama was obviously NOT too pleased with VP Joe Biden after he makes a CRACK about U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts and the Presidential Oath of Office FLAP. Look at Obama’s expression and how he tapped Biden’s elbow.

    Joe Biden is going to be a problem for Obama. Biden is a human GAFFE MACHINE and Flap doubts Obama will be able to control him.

    Good humorous times ahead for conservatives but a major headache for President Obama.

    Hey Barack. You could have had Hillary.


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  • Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  John Roberts

    Shocking: VP Joe Biden Starts to Measure Oval Office Drapes and Then Barack Obama Retakes Oath of Office

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    Due to the FLAP of Barack Obama’s botched Presidential Oath of Office, Obama has retaken the Oath.

    Chief Justice John Roberts has administered the presidential oath of office to Barack Obama for a second time just to be on the safe side.

    The unusual step came after Roberts flubbed the oath a bit on Tuesday, causing Obama to repeat the wording differently than as prescribed in the Constitution.

    White House counsel Greg Craig said Obama took the oath from Roberts again out of an “abundance of caution.”

    The chief justice and the president handled the matter privately in the Map Room on Wednesday night.

    Well, after Chris Wallace of Fox News in the video above said that Obama was maybe not President. But, really this is over-kill.

    Then, there is the issue of Vice President Joe Biden.


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  • Hillary Clinton,  Joe Biden

    OOPS: Jill Biden Spills the Beans – Hillary Clinton Second Choice for Secretary of State

    Jill Biden and Joe Biden talk to Oprah and Jill reveals too much

    So, Hillary Clinton is “The Second” Secretary of State choice of Barack Obama, that is, as Jill Biden sets the Clintons straight.

    Appearing on Oprah Winfrey’s show this afternoon, Jill Biden, wife of Vice-President elect Joe Biden, made a verbal gaffe that could land the Obama Administration in some hot water. Mrs. Biden let slip that her husband Joe was offered a choice of either the Secretary of State’s position or the Vice-Presidency.

    The potential problem for the Obama Administration goes far beyond the obviously embarrassing revelation that Hillary Clinton was actually the second choice for Secretary of State, however. Promising an appointment to a federal office by a candidate in exchange for support is a crime.

    Title 18 chapter 29 section 599 of the United States code is very specific about such promises, and the punishment that goes along with making them.

    Wow!

    Joe Biden had problems with his own gaffes but now he has pissed off the Clinton Cabal and creates a major embarassment for the Obama Administration on the eve of their taking power.

    It is only starting for MORE gaffes from slow Joe Biden. Ya gotta love it…….


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  • Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  Samuel Alito,  Supreme Court

    Justice Samuel Alito Snubs Obama/Biden Visit to the Supreme Court

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    U.S. President-elect Barack Obama (L) and Vice President-elect Joe Biden (R) visit the U.S. Supreme Court in Washington January 14, 2009. Also pictured are Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. (2nd L) and justices John Paul Stevens (3rd L), Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Clarence Thomas (rear), and David Souter (2nd R)

    At least there is one American conservative who is NOT AMOURED with “The One” and his VP, Joe Biden.

    President-elect Barack Obama paid a visit Wednesday to the Supreme Court and chatted in front of a fireplace with Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr., a fellow Harvard law graduate whose confirmation he opposed three years ago.

    The two will meet again at noon Tuesday, when the chief justice gives the oath of the office to the incoming president.

    Wednesday’s meeting was described as a relaxed, get-acquainted session. It included Roberts, seven associate justices and Vice President-elect Joe Biden.

    The absence of Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr., who was at the court Wednesday morning for arguments in two cases, was a mystery. He has, however, voiced lingering anger over Senate Democrats, including Obama and Biden, who voted against his confirmation three years ago. When walking on Capitol Hill, Alito has said, he crosses to the far side of the street whenever he nears the Senate Office Building.

    Associate U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is anything but a hypocrite. Obama and Biden gave him a rough,difficult time during his confirmation and Biden even for a time supported a filibuster of Alito’s nomination. So, why bother with even being pleasant? They were not very kind to Alito who when nominated was already a federal appellate justice.

    Flap wrote many pieces about Alito’s fight for confirmation and can be found in the Alito Archive here.

    Exit question: Wonder what Alito thought of George Will’s little dinner party the other night?

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