It’s Halftime in America. And our second half is about to begin. All that matters now is looking ahead and finding a way forward.The first one below is for the third quarter and calls Rick Santorum a “PUSSY” – real mature NBC.
This second one is for the fourth quarter and talks about Newt Gingrich having a big head = more name calling.
The third one, I won’t even bother, since it is just nonsense.
I understand this is supposed to be comedy, but this exercise like many over there at NBC just seem to be simple name calling of Republican POLS. Where is your parody of Obama, Lorne?
From the David Letterman Show last night. David Letterman goes after Sarah Palin’s daughter, single mother 19 year old Bristol as a prostitute of former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer or did he confuse Palin’s 14 year old daughter Willow who accompanied her mother on the New York trip?
Flap awoke this morning to the Early Today show on NBC. Near the end of the program the young woman anchor launches into a tirade about Sarah Palin not being a good sport or being exempt from late night comedy parody. Then she mentioned the David Letterman Show and mentioned Letterman’s Top Ten Highlights of Sarah Palin’s Trip to New York bit by Letterman on Monday night.
As you recall in his routine, David Letterman denigrates Sarah Palin by listing the following top ten highlights:
10. Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska
9. Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners enter the U.N..
8. Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray
7.Keyed Tina Fey’s car
6. After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack
5. Made coats out of New York city rat pelts
4. Sat in for Kelly Ripa. Regis couldn’t tell the difference.
3. Finally met one of thise Jewish people Mel gibson’s always talking about
2. Bought makeup at Bloomingdale’s to update her “slutty flight attendant” look
1. Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman
Let’s see in the top ten list he calls Sarah Palin:
- A SLUT
- A Jew Hater or anti-Semite
- A dumbass/unintelligent woman
- A Yokel
Ok, Sarah Palin is a POL and can take the direct criticism and can take it like she did with Tina Fey and Saturday Night Live during the campaign last Fall. But, then Letterman goes after her daughter, Bristol or Willow.
Here is the bit about Letterman saying that Palin’s daughter, 19 year old Bristol, an unwed and single mother was “knocked up” by New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. But, it was the 14 year old Willow Palin who accompanied her mother to the Yankees game.
Is there ANY wonder why Palin responded that David Letterman was “PATHETIC?”
Letterman’s routines go way out of the mainstream of comedy and are mean-spirited and hateful political diatribes. Do you hear anyone mentioning the fact that Letterman has his own BASTARD child?
NBC News, the Obama Channel, goes out of its way to bag on Palin for saying this in response?
Come on. Letterman was way out of line and Sarah Palin’s response was appropriate.
But, NBC News goes out of its way to portray Palin as a POL who cannot take the heat in the political kitchen. By the way, did I mention that NBC did NOT mention the Letterman parodies of Sarah Palin’s daughters?
NBC News, like David Letterman are both pretty “PATHETIC.”
NBC News (KNBC – Los Angeles) Weather Girl Elita LorescaYeah, Flap is pissed because NBC cancelled one of his favorite shows: Medium.
But barring that NBC with Leftist Commentators over at MSNBC and Conan O’Brien taking over the Tonight show, the only redeeming reason to watch NBC is Elita.
Ok, I exaggerate. There is Poker After Dark and Leeann Tweeden.
Will Ferrell and Darrell Hammond on SNL season finale this past Saturday
The LEFT Wing Obama Channel (NBC) cannot let the Bush and Cheney bashing go. The major objection is that it is NOT funny.
How do the words trite and hackneyed sound?
Day By Day by Chris MuirChris, I, also, wondered why Perez Hilton, a renown homosexual who loves to OUT fellow travelers of the gay persuasion was selected by Donald Trump’s organization to judge a female beauty pageant? Seems sort of perverted, if you know what I mean? I beleive there was another homosexual among the judges but believe me I didn’t check out who it was.
It is obvious that the Trump owned and run Miss USA Pageant is all about shocking the culture and generating marketing buzz. Trump validated that belief when he was interviewed by Bill O’Reilly last week.
But, is this surprising from Trump or NBC? After all poker player Annie Duke on Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice was boasting that she was a complete woman because of her demonstrably superior fellatio capabilities.
Shocking and crude mark the Trump and NBC brand.
Kind of a shame for the Miss USA pageant and the young women who participate.
A Saturday Night Live skit which is web ONLY – did not air on television and the reason is self-explanatory
Allah is right.
This skit about Ann Coulter stinks.
With George Bush and Sarah Palin gone the left-wing NBC will either have to find a new Obama impersonator or cancel the show. SNL has been on the verge of cancellation for years and “The One’s” hatred of Obamessiah parody may indeed sink it.
You mean Barack Obama is ACTUALLY going to answer questions from the White House Press corps?
Having watched Chuck Todd for a while, Flap doubts that Obama will be getting too much of a free pass – at least not yet. Likley, “The One” will ignore Chuck.
Conservative writer Ann Coulter interviewed by NBC’s Matt Lauer
Lauer is pretty indignant that Ann Coulter was NOT banned and that she was whining because she was merely cancelled and rescheduled for Tony Blair. We all know former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is more important than selling your latest book, Ann.
Matt Lauer is a sanctimonious left-wing fool and while he gets in some zingers against Coulter, Flap bets her book sales soar.
Coulter’s latest book, Guilty, can be purchased here.
NBC apparently denies the story.
Late today, NBC News denied the story with this statement: “We’ve had Ann Coulter on ‘Today’ many times, but because of the news in Washington and the Middle East, we decided to cancel her appearance tomorrow. Understanding the media as well as she does, we are sure she knows this happens from time to time. We look forward to welcoming her back in the future.”
Ann Coulter tomorrow will be on CBS’s The Early Show instead – Touche NBCBFD – Let NBC keep their FAR LEFT Talking Heads Chris Matthews, Olbermann and Maddow.
“We are just not going to have her on any more, it’s over,” a top network source explains.
NBC’s TODAY show abruptly cut Ann Coulter from its planned Tuesday broadcast, claiming the schedule was overbooked.
Coulter was set to unveil her new book, GUILTY.
But one network insider claims it was the book’s theme — a brutal examination of liberal bias in the new era — that got executives to dis-invite the controversialist.
“We are just not interested in anyone so highly critical of President-elect Obama, right now,” a TODAY insider reveals. “It’s such a downer. It’s just not the time, and it’s not what our audience wants,either.”
For the book, Coulter reportedly received the most-lucrative advance ever paid to a conservative author.
The TODAY show eagerly invited the author months ago, for her first network interview on GUILTY.
The exclusive was to air during the show’s 7 AM hour. The cut came Monday afternoon.
Executives at NBC TODAY replaced Coulter with showbiz reporter Perez Hilton, who recently offer $1,000 to anyone who would throw a pie at Ann Coulter. Hilton is also launching a new book this week, RED CARPET SUICIDE.
But, you know what – Republican pols and conservative activists should remember Matthews’s set-up of Representative Michele Bachmann and boycott the MORONS at NBC anyway.
Battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars Part II, December 3, 2008
NBC will offer up the 10 PM programming slot to Jay Leno this summer as he leaves the Tonight Show to Conan O’Brien.
NBC appears prepared to hand over the troublesome 10 o’clock weeknight slot to Jay Leno as the company barrels through a painful restructuring brought on by low ratings and a bad economy.
Leno, the soon-to-be-exiting “Tonight Show” host who’s been making rumblings about heading to ABC or elsewhere, will apparently do a nightly prime-time show. This will keep Leno in the NBC fold after Conan O’Brien takes over “Tonight” next year.
A 10 p.m. Leno show would be high-risk, especially if the host generates viewing levels no higher than the 5 million or so who tune in to watch “Tonight.” But such a program would presumbly be relatively low-cost and would thus help NBC balance the books in a difficult economic environment. The move probably signals an end, at least for now, to NBC’s ambitious and costly 10 p.m. dramas. “ER” is ending its run this season, and new efforts like “My Own Worst Enemy” have failed to find viewers.
At an investment conference today, NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker said that the company’s flagship network may trim its programming because of the poor economy.
“Can we continue to program 22 hours of prime time? Three of our competitors don’t,” Zucker was quoted as saying. “Can we afford to program seven nights a week? One of our competitors doesn’t. All of these questions have to be on the table. And we are actively looking at all of those questions.”
This is a smart move by NBC.
They save Jay Leno from being poached by Fox or CBS (to replace the tired and worn out David Letterman) and avoid the high production costs of 10 PM dramas that lately have struggled on NBC.
So, NBC will try this for the summer, much like the original Dick Cavett Show on ABC (of course more light-hearted content) and if it works then NBC can move its one or two successful 10 PM shows like Law and Order SVU to to other time slots and fill their schedule.